2011 ~ Tongue - Twisters

quarta-feira, 11 de maio de 2011

Sister Suzie

04:10 teacher Jota No comments

Sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers
Sock for soilders sister Suzie sews,
If sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers,
Where're the socks for soldiers sister Suzie sews?

slit the sheet

04:10 teacher Jota 1 comment

I slit the sheet,
The sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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A certain young fellow

04:08 teacher Jota 1 comment

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

How much Zen

04:04 teacher Jota 1 comment

How much Zen would a Zen master master
if Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
if a Zen master should master all the Zen

solemn silence

04:04 teacher Jota No comments

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

Sarah

04:04 teacher Jota No comments

Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevrolet.
When she shifts she sips her Schlitz,
and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.

smart fellow

04:03 teacher Jota No comments

One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

A tutor who tooted the flute

04:03 teacher Jota 2 comments

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

A mother to her son did utter

04:02 teacher Jota No comments

A mother to her son did utter
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"

How many big blue bubbly bouncing bubbles
Can big bouncing bubbly boys blow
In their big brown bubbly britches,
If big bubbly bouncing boys
Could blow big blue bubbly bouncing bubbles
In their big brown bubbly britches,
While bouncing bodaciously, and playing with baseball bats,
And baffling blundering blithering babbles?

Twistable Turnable Man

03:57 teacher Jota No comments

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.He can crawl in your pocked or fit your locket,
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller.
Yes he can, course he can,
He’s the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.

And he lives a passable life
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable Wife.

And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Do-what–you’re-toldable
Easily moldable
Buy-what-you’re-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost unbreakable
Twistable Turnable Man.

Once upon a barren moor

03:54 teacher Jota 1 comment

Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a bear, also a boar.

The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore.

At last the bear could bear no more Of that boar that bored him on the moor.

And so one morn he bored the boar; That boar will bore the bear no more.

two doctors

03:53 teacher Jota No comments

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor Who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the Doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor The doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

insorsa

03:51 teacher Jota No comments

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Mr. See

03:42 teacher Jota No comments

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

I need your needles

03:41 teacher Jota No comments

I need not your needles, they're needless to me; For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of your needles indeed.

A tree toad

03:41 teacher Jota No comments

A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.

I thought

03:41 teacher Jota No comments

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
You thought I thought.
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I'm not

03:40 teacher Jota No comments

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come!
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Denise sees the fleece

03:37 teacher Jota No comments

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

swedish

20:26 teacher Jota No comments

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

fig plucker

20:20 teacher Jota No comments

I'm a fig plucker, and a fig plucker's son, and I'l pluck figs 'till the fig-plucking's done.

sheep's sick

20:20 teacher Jota No comments

The sheep's sick said the sixth son of the shepherd.

Red Linoleum

20:20 teacher Jota No comments

Red linoleum, yellow linoleum

slit the sheet

20:20 teacher Jota No comments

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

real weird

20:19 teacher Jota No comments

Real weird right rear wheel.

Rose

20:19 teacher Jota No comments

A Rose, A Rose, A Rose. A Rose, is a Rose a Rose? A Rose is a Rose is a Rose...

thick thesaurus

20:19 teacher Jota No comments

The thick thesaurus with the author.

Imagine

20:16 teacher Jota No comments

Imagine an imaginary menagerie managing an imaginary menagerie.

race horse

20:14 teacher Jota No comments

One One was a race horse, One Two was one too; One One won one race, One Two won one too!

if you don't understand me

20:13 teacher Jota No comments

If you don't understand, tell me that you don't understand. If you don't tell me that you don't understand, how can I understand that you don't understand?

wristwatch

20:13 teacher Jota No comments

Swiss wristwatch

coffee pot

20:13 teacher Jota No comments

A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

shut the shutters

20:13 teacher Jota No comments

Shut the shutters and sit in the shop. (repeat until expletion ... chortle, chortle).

smart fellow

20:12 teacher Jota No comments

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows... (repeat until expletion ... chortle, chortle).

sheet-slitter

20:06 teacher Jota No comments

"I'm a sheet-slitter
I slit sheets
I'm the slickest little sheet-slitter
That ever slit sheets."

mother pheasant

20:06 teacher Jota 1 comment

"I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant."

pheasant plucker

20:06 teacher Jota No comments

"I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes."

troy boat

20:06 teacher Jota No comments

"Toy boat, or Troy boat?"

Amidst

20:05 teacher Jota No comments

"Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts."
(The "S-T-S" consonant combination is very difficult for speakers of many other languages)

liquor in your locker

20:04 teacher Jota No comments

"If you keep a lot of liquor in your locker
It is wise to put a lock upon your stock
Or some fellow who is quicker
Will trick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock."

skunk sat on a stump

20:04 teacher Jota No comments

"A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk, but the skunk thunk the stump stunk."

tutor

20:03 teacher Jota No comments

A Tutor who tooted a flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot, said the two to the Tutor, "Is it tougher to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

six shiny

20:03 teacher Jota No comments

"Six shiny sea shells lay shimmering on the shore."

sixty Sikh

20:02 teacher Jota No comments

"The sixth Sikh sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

Theophilus

20:01 teacher Jota No comments

"Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles
Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, sifted?"

Moses supposes

20:00 teacher Jota No comments

"Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously;
for nobody's toeses are posies of roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be."

he had had

20:00 teacher Jota No comments

He had "had". Had he had "had had", he'd have passed the examination.

Leith police

19:58 teacher Jota No comments

The Leith police dismisseth us

M&M

19:57 teacher Jota No comments

"Mamma Made Me Mash My M & M's"

New York

19:56 teacher Jota No comments

"Unique New York"

bugs blood

19:56 teacher Jota No comments

"Black Bugs Blood"

big black rubber

19:55 teacher Jota No comments

"Big Black Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"

Fuzzy Wuzzy

19:54 teacher Jota No comments

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
then Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

lower roller

19:53 teacher Jota No comments

"Upper roller, lower roller"

yellow letter

19:52 teacher Jota No comments

"Red Leather, Yellow Letter"

toy

19:51 teacher Jota No comments

"Toy Boat, Toy Boat"

canner can II

19:51 teacher Jota No comments

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can that many cans as a canner can can cans.

Peggy babcock

19:49 teacher Jota No comments

Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock

hunter

19:43 teacher Jota No comments

A hunter who can hunt without his dog is a good hunter.

six saws

19:42 teacher Jota No comments

If six saws saw six sausages, six hundred six saws saw six hundred six sausages.

seals crawl

19:40 teacher Jota No comments

If seals crawl behind seals, seals crawl after seals.

Th sound

19:37 teacher Jota No comments

Thank Theodore for

Those thatched roofs and

Thick thistles without thorns

Thorns, Thaddeus

S sound practice

19:35 teacher Jota No comments

Snakes smile so sweetly

When they see shiny

Snails sitting on the

Shore

B sound practice

19:34 teacher Jota No comments

Big black bears
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Bake brownies while breathing
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Back black smoke
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lorry

19:31 teacher Jota No comments

Red lorry, yellow lorry

window washers

19:29 teacher Jota No comments

while we were walking, we were watching window washers wash washington's windows with warm washing water.

sun shine

19:25 teacher Jota No comments

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

slippery snails

19:24 teacher Jota No comments

Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward.

beagle bake

19:24 teacher Jota No comments

How many bagels would a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?

swiss ships

19:21 teacher Jota No comments

Six Swiss ships sails swiftly.

grape cakes

19:21 teacher Jota No comments

An Ape hates grape cakes.

six silly sisters

19:20 teacher Jota No comments

Six silly sisters selling shiny shoes.

fat frogs

19:19 teacher Jota No comments

Fat frogs flying past fast.

imaginary menagerie manager

19:19 teacher Jota 1 comment

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

through three cheese trees

19:17 teacher Jota No comments

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze.
That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.

light a night light

19:17 teacher Jota No comments

You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Ned Nott

19:15 teacher Jota No comments

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot.

six sick hicks

19:15 teacher Jota No comments

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

good cooker

19:14 teacher Jota No comments

How many cookies could a good cooker cook
If a good cooker could cook cookies?
A good cooker could cook as much cookies as
a good cooker who could cook cookies.

sixth sick

19:14 teacher Jota No comments

The sixth sick Sikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Pope sixtus

19:13 teacher Jota No comments

Pope Sixtus VI’s six texts.

canner can

19:12 teacher Jota No comments

If a canner can can ten cans a day, how many cans can ten canners can today?

tongue -twister

19:11 teacher Jota No comments

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister,
his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

who washed

19:10 teacher Jota No comments

Who washed Washington’s white woolen underwear
when Washington’s washerwoman went west?

six sleek swans

19:09 teacher Jota No comments

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.

A big black bug

19:08 teacher Jota No comments

A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

the worst

19:07 teacher Jota No comments

The worst word in the world is the word world.

shoes

19:06 teacher Jota No comments

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

jelly in the jug

19:06 teacher Jota No comments

The jumbo juggler juggles the jelly in the jug.

fresh fish

19:05 teacher Jota No comments

Five fine fresh fish for you!

Shy Shelly

19:05 teacher Jota No comments

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

A tiny tiger

19:03 teacher Jota No comments

A tiny tiger tied her tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

Betty Botter

19:02 teacher Jota No comments

Betty Botter had some butter,
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter-
that would make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

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