One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart
Teacher J.B. wants to help you
Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. So where is the pack of pickled peppers? Peter Piper picked.
j-b_english@hotmail.com or teacher-jota@hotmail.com
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot.
What can I help you?
Betty bought a bit of butter but the butter Betty bough was bitter so Betty bought another bit of butter to made the bitter butter better butter.
quarta-feira, 11 de maio de 2011
A tutor who tooted the flute
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
A mother to her son did utter
A mother to her son did utter
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"
big blue bubby
How many big blue bubbly bouncing bubbles
Can big bouncing bubbly boys blow
In their big brown bubbly britches,
If big bubbly bouncing boys
Could blow big blue bubbly bouncing bubbles
In their big brown bubbly britches,
While bouncing bodaciously, and playing with baseball bats,
And baffling blundering blithering babbles?
Can big bouncing bubbly boys blow
In their big brown bubbly britches,
If big bubbly bouncing boys
Could blow big blue bubbly bouncing bubbles
In their big brown bubbly britches,
While bouncing bodaciously, and playing with baseball bats,
And baffling blundering blithering babbles?
Twistable Turnable Man
He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.He can crawl in your pocked or fit your locket,
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller.
Yes he can, course he can,
He’s the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
And he lives a passable life
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Do-what–you’re-toldable
Easily moldable
Buy-what-you’re-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost unbreakable
Twistable Turnable Man.
Stretchable Foldable Man.He can crawl in your pocked or fit your locket,
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller.
Yes he can, course he can,
He’s the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
And he lives a passable life
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Do-what–you’re-toldable
Easily moldable
Buy-what-you’re-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost unbreakable
Twistable Turnable Man.
Once upon a barren moor
- Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a bear, also a boar.The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more Of that boar that bored him on the moor. And so one morn he bored the boar; That boar will bore the bear no more.
two doctors
- If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
Who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
Doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
The doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
