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The jumbo juggler juggles the jelly in the jug.

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Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. So where is the pack of pickled peppers? Peter Piper picked.

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A tiny tiger tied her tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

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Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot.

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Betty bought a bit of butter but the butter Betty bough was bitter so Betty bought another bit of butter to made the bitter butter better butter.

quarta-feira, 11 de maio de 2011

Sister Suzie

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Sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers
Sock for soilders sister Suzie sews,
If sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers,
Where're the socks for soldiers sister Suzie sews?
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slit the sheet

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I slit the sheet,
The sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
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A certain young fellow

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A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"
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How much Zen

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How much Zen would a Zen master master
if Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
if a Zen master should master all the Zen
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solemn silence

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To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
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